She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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