She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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