dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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