so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
The best revenge is premature balding
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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