handjob tips. give me some.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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