he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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