I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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