We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Randomize
