His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm sobbing to NWA
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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