I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
