WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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