Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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