Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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