i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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