Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Operation Purity has been aborted
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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