: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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