I don't think brook has ever known best
I understand Curling. That high.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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