pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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