Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You tried paying your tab with the coaster