Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"