Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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