i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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