But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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