i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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