Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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