He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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