I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I wish i was in the wii world.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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