party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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