Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
she peed on how many people?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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