I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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