Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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