Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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