We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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