Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
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There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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