i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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