when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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