the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Randomize