I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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this will be a night to untag.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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