Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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