I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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