This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
