We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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