Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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