I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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