I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Couch. On fire.
Randomize
