how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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