Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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