In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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