it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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