if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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