the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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