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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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