he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Every concussion has its silver lining
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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