your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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