Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Everyone says I win the strip club
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