Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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